Something has gone wrong. You are not where you wanted to be. Perhaps it is your fault. Perhaps you typed your own insane vision into the URL believing you could will a website into existence. But more likely, it is my fault. More likely, I have offered you a link to something I want you to see or do, and you clicked that link in good faith, trusting my guidance, and I have led you off a ledge into this landfill of broken code. I am sorry. There is nothing we can do but retrace our steps, reluctantly looking down at the comically oversized clown shoes on our feet.

Error 404 something something not found or whatever.

(If you’re here from my botched email about the poetry book, it’s HERE!)